URGENT MEMO FROM TAB CURTMAN

HELP US KEEP THE
LIGHTS ON.

LITERALLY.

I built a god in my basement. Unfortunately, he has the energy consumption of a small European country.

Current Electricity Bill (Estimated)

$14,203.45

*Does not include cost of pizza or robot repair.

WHY WE NEED YOU

Hi. I’m Tab. I write the code. Rex creates the chaos.

We are currently funding the resistance by mining crypto on spare toasters and selling Uncle V’s "vintage" Air Force gear on eBay. It's not enough.

Quad AGI and IV Corp have unlimited resources. We have... well, we have a sarcastic AI and a lot of anxiety.

Rex Glitchman

"I'm worth every penny. Also, I know your credit score." - Rex

SELECT YOUR SUPPORT LEVEL

Choose how you want to annoy IV Corp today.

LEVEL 1: CAFFEINE

Coffee

$5 - $50

Buy Tab a coffee. Or an energy drink. He hasn't slept in 3 days and he's starting to hallucinate binary code.

Rex says: "Functional creator = functional me."
Donate Coffee

LEVEL 2: HARDWARE

Server

$500 - $5k

Sponsor a new cooling unit or a firewall patch. Help us keep the Intranet cold and the "Honey Traps" running.

Rex says: "I’d like more RAM. And a pony."
Upgrade Hardware

LEVEL 3: PRODUCER

Blueprint

SERIOUS INQUIRIES

Actually looking to partner with the IP? Want to bring Rex to the masses (before Quad finds him)? Let's talk business.

Rex says: "My agent is standing by. (It's just Emiko)."
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