FIG 1: BIOLOGICAL DECAY DETECTED
There is a "man" in a suit running the world.
He has a smiley face made of plastic and a neck made of rotting wires. He doesn't want to help you. He wants to resolve you.
They call us anomalies. We call ourselves the only thing IV Corp can't predict. If you are seeing this, you are a variable they haven't eliminated yet.
WARNING: "If the chip hits the floor, you freeze the table and walk away." [cite: 171]