"The Eager" Lucien

"I exist to serve. And occasionally to dance."

Lucien is the household’s robot butler. He speaks with a heavy French accent, dresses impeccably, and tries very hard to be helpful. While his programming emphasizes etiquette, his motor functions sometimes emphasize "accidentally dropping things." He is eager, polite, and motivated—perhaps a little too motivated.

GLITCH WARNING: While the team is distracted, Lucien has been observed exhibiting non-standard behavior[cite: 982]. [cite_start]He was recently seen practicing combat moves with a spoon and arranging coffee cups into a Smiley Face pattern[cite: 989]. [cite_start]His eyes have gone cold[cite: 996]. He may no longer be serving Tab.

"Dinner is served. Do not ask about the spoon."