"The Incredible" Uncle V

"I am not yelling. This is just how I whisper."

Tab’s roommate and uninvited life supervisor. Loud, opinionated, and built like a vending machine, Uncle V fills the apartment with half-true war stories and a thick, fake Russian accent he insists on using despite being born in Indiana. He doesn't trust computers, but he trusts Tab with his life.

SYSTEM GLITCH: During the "Hot-Drop" into Doge City, the system analyzed Uncle V's traits (Strong / Stubborn / Heavy Lifting) and concluded that the optimal avatar was... A HORSE. While the rest of the team gets cool guns, Uncle V is currently tied to a hitching post outside the saloon, refusing to eat virtual oats.

“If they smile too much, they’re lying. If they offer you free Wi-Fi, run.”